50 Funny Easter Bunny Quotes and Pictures

I always wished that the Easter bunny would have married Santa. Could you imagine the delicious and fantastic gifts we would get whenever there is a holiday?

Sometimes I think I see the Easter bunny, but my wife reminds me that it’s only the whiskey.

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What’s up with the Easter Bunny? Normal rabbits don’t even lay eggs, but she lays millions, if not billions of eggs on one single day! Why doesn’t she get the glory that Santa does?

I can’t even begin to imagine how much taunting the Easter Bunny received when she was in middle school. All the other girls were having periods and she was laying eggs. At least she saves money on tampons.

And cartoon industry also knows the importance of Easter Bunny in our lives, you might have seen various cartoon characters depicting a role of Easter Bunny. No wonder, every child dreams of catching that bunny on Easter day and that is so amusing and interesting, isn’t? So what, if you might have not seen him yet, not even catch him but you can have him via these gunny pictures.

Too many women think Easter Sunday is Decoration Day.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
I go hunting once a year, Easter Sunday. Sometimes those chocolate eggs can be very elusive.

Easter may not take the cake, but it does take all the cake coloring.

Forget the Easter bunny. I need someone that can do me some good – like the Energizer bunny.

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Easter shopping tip: When buying your daughter that frilly new Easter dress, try to visualize how it’ll look with chocolate and grass stains all over it.

Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse.

The only reason I still participate in Easter is that my family eggs me on.

Lent is when the vegetarians try to convert the Catholics

Quote owns some lines full of deep meanings. And every occasion, whether it is about birthday, anniversary or any other religious festival, there is always needs of quotes.Just imagine you are enjoying the celebration of Easter festival and a guy comes wearing Bunny attire and says funny quotes. Of course, this is the best way to blow laughter in atmosphere and no one can stop himself without laughing.

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It’s Easter. Let’s get wild and eat chocolate like there’s no tomorrow.

Why aren’t there more movies about the Easter Bunny?

The giant ears and the fluffy tail are what makes Easter fun.
Why is Santa Claus so believable yet the Easter Bunny isn’t?

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!

Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.

What did the Easter bunny say to the lollipop?
Hello, sucker!

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. ~Easter Bunny

“Every thought you produce, anything you say, any action you do, it bears your signature.”

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If you are preparing for Easter celebration then make sure to add some funny Easter Bunny quotes. However, you can use the funny pictures as well, how? Well, you can send pictures to people.When a season comes, especially the festival season we all can easily find wishes and pictures, sending and receiving funny pictures on social sites and even via mails as well.

Jesus said, Split a piece of wood; I am there. Lift up the stone, and you will find me there.

Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over-sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn.

You’re old enough to be told that the Easter bunny and Jesus aren’t real.
May Easter bunny get you lots and lots of presents. Enjoy the season of Easter eggs and bonnet hats. Have a Happy Easter.

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You’re old enough to be told that the Easter bunny and Jesus aren’t real.

What do you mean, you “Don’t believe in homosexuality”? It’s not like the Easter bunny, your belief isn’t necessary.

Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups? If we believed in the tooth fairy, if we believed in the Easter bunny, we might well believe that.
What is invisible and smells like a carrot?

The Easter egg hides because he’s a little chicken try chocolate therapy you don’t need an appointment confidence grows in calories

There are various ways of making Easter so fascinating. Elders have religious faiths and believe but why not to let them know the funniest part of this festival. Kids, this time you are going to make a real celebration, however, adults and elders can do undoubtedly. We have shared Funny Easter Bunny quotes and pictures to ensure that you can make Easter more fascinating, amazing, mesmerizing and memorable. Drop us comments with your views and more quotes if you want to add them here. Let’s make celebrate!